A fun fair for your finger

It's all the fun of the fair. Scream if you want to go faster. Roll up roll up, ride the ghost train.

These are all things you can shout as you take your finger around the fun fair most of which you'll make yourself. However, you'll finish off with the Desktop Strength Finger Hammer, which is purpose-built for your finger fun fair. It's like an old-school fun fair amusement - the type where someone emerges the winner, and someone has to go and get the first round in.

Get it from £10.99 from BB-shopping.